I’ve found that rampant sex over lunch has given me a path to god


13:01 < X> there is the cute ticketing girl
13:02 < X> but she’s got a boyfriend, etc
13:02 < SIR-Millar> tell her “what happens at work, stays at work
13:02 < X> haha
13:02 < X> i tell you what
13:02 < X> it’s fucking pain she’s a jehovah’s witness
13:02 < SIR-Millar> or “don’t you just want to be backscuttled over lunch
13:02 < X> otherwise she’d come to the christmas party
13:02 < X> she’s actually cute enough for it to work as well
13:03 < SIR-Millar> “i’ve found that rampant sex over lunch has given me a path to god
13:04 < SIR-Millar> DISCLAIMER: none of these chat-up lines have been tried before. Having sex in the office over lunch may be illegal. Andy Millar, SIR-Millar, and Andrew Millar Ltd can not be held responsible for your actions. Use these chat-up lines at your own risk!

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