Archive for February, 2008

Regular ejaculation reduces risk of cancer!

Friday, February 29th, 2008

Now, here’s some food for thought.

I appreciate that this is old news (July 2003); however due to some online discussions, I believe it needs bringing to light!

The BBC reported that men who ejaculated regularly, over 5 times per week, were a third less likely to get prostate cancer than those who ejaculated less often.

This has led me to one strange thought: what about Christians? From my experience of them, they believe that sex before marriage is wrong and so is masturbation. Does this mean that Christians are more likely to develop prostate cancer than non-Christians?

In response to this, some friends (Kloopy, Webvictim) have declared that they stand completely immune to prostate cancer!

It may be worth noting that the most formative years for this medicinal ejaculation are when you are in your 20s. This means that all you students out there should get going! You’re being healthy!

Bye Bye Roids!

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Bye bye, roids.
Bye bye, happiness.
Hello, loneliness.
I think I’m a-gonna cry-y.

Bye bye, roids.
Bye bye, sweet res.
Hello, emptiness.
I feel like I could di-ie.
Bye bye, my love, goodby-ye.

There goes my baby
With-a someone new.
She sure looks happy.
I sure am blue.
She was my baby
‘Til he stepped in.
Goodbye to resources
That might have been.

Bye bye, roids.
Bye bye, happiness.
Hello, loneliness.
I think I’m a-gonna cry-y.

Bye bye, roids.
Bye bye, sweet res.
Hello, emptiness.
I feel like I could di-ie.
Bye bye, my love, goodby-ye.

I’m a-through with resources.
I’m a-through with roids.
I’m through with-a countin’
The stars above
And here’s reason
That I’m so free:
My lovin’ roids
are a-through with me.

Bye bye, roids.
Bye bye, happiness.
Hello, loneliness.
I think I’m a-gonna cry-y.

Bye bye, roids.
Bye bye, sweet res.
Hello, emptiness.
I feel like I could di-ie.
Bye bye, m roids, goodby-ye.
Bye bye, c roids, goodby-ye.
Bye bye, e roids, goodby-ye.

I’ve Lost!

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

I’ve lost the game!

Given that you’re supposed to tell people when you lose… Consider yourselves told!

Oh, and remember, the idea of the game is not to think about the game! If you think about it, you lose and have to announce this fact.

Clearly given the current internet spam, I should be suggesting that the way of announcing it would be on your blog (clearly with a link to this post :-p). 

My new Heroes!

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

Finally, it appears that I have found someone who will do something more daft than me!

Daft People!

Why Facebook Scares Me!

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

Facebook scares me because it allows people to type things like this:

O nd btw iv deciced that for every embarassin photo of me u tag, im gonna put one up of u………………nd trust me they r worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
l.u.m.t.w.c.s (try nd work that out)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Surely there has to be a way to prevent people from making themselves unemployable by writing this sort of rubbish?

I wonder if making them install Firefox, which has an inbuilt spell-checker, would help?

Anyone have any ideas what “l.u.m.t.w.c.s” might mean? Answers on a postcard please!